Monday, April 29, 2013

Adventures in Food: Japanese-Mexican

Japanese Mexican food.

It's called taco rice (タコライス takoraisu).


As weird as that might sound, it truly rocks! But if you ever visited Japan's distant island of Okinawa, especially in the armed forces, or spent more than a week anywhere in Japan, you're probably familiar with it and don't see it as weird at all.


The One-Minute Lunch

For such a tiny, remote island Okinawa offers some remarkably unusual, yet delicious food.

Approachable

That's the word I'm looking for. Alot of "unusual" food around the world, good or bad, can be very unfriendly to the less-adventurous diner. Okinawan food, maybe for it's simplicity, doesn't look all that different from Chinese. If the spartan marines are eating it, it can't be all that esoteric. But the MC of Okinawan food is the humble taco rice.

Legend has it that it was first whipped up in the '60's by a local chef trying to please the palates of US servicemen by making tacos, but substituting local rice for the tortilla shells - the only component which was difficult to obtain out there (if you think about it, everything else is pretty basic).

It's essentially taco-seasoned ground beef, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, and whatever else served on a bed of steamed rice. It's as good as it sounds, and a notably healthy alternative.


It's so easy to make that you just read the recipe. But for the sake of bullet points, I'll elaborate with helpful Japanese shopping links:

  • Brown the ground beef, drain the fat, return it to the skillet, and cook for a few more minutes with water and taco seasoning
    (chili pepper, onion, garlic, pepper, cayenne, and maybe cumin and paprika).
    You can do your own seasonings, or just use a package of taco seasoning like I do.

  • Serve the beef over steamed rice.

    • Here, I like the traditional Japanese "sushi rice" (uruchimai). Maybe that's just because it's what I'm accustomed to but I think the starchy, stickiness of this rice works best with the spicy beef and cheese; supporting it without overpowering it. Sometimes I mix in a little brown rice for substance and healthiness. But just about any rice will do, I guess.
  • Here, I like shred the cheese directly on the hot taco meat so it will melt better. Now we're almost talking NACHO rice, which mine usually ends up resembling if I have enough cheese...so much for the health benefits.
  • Chop up some lettuce or cabbage, tomatoes (cherry tomatoes, if  you have them on hand)...add some guacamole, onions, olives...whatever turns you on.
  • Taco sauce or salsa on top. If you're in Japan, the best salsa by far is the Daniel's Fire Roasted line imported from the US. If you're in the States, you may know of  better brands, but I doubt it.  Daniel's Fire Roasted Salsas are so good, I've stopped making my own. The black bean and corn is my family's favorite. I used to get them at Sony Plaza when I was lucky enough to find them in stock until I found them online. Now I order them by the case and go through about a jar a week.
    You can order them from Rakuten through this link (complete links at the bottom):


  • After That? Serve with beer and a good action movie. Might I suggest From Paris with Love?

  • OR if sounds like too much work, heat up a  package of ready-made taco rice meat.


You can even speed up the process further by smashing a couple of plain onigiri/rice balls on a plate, adding the ready-made beef, and microwaving it (remove beef from foil bag first, genius).

Taco rice is equally popular with kids, at least in Japan. Try it with your kids and see what they think. Lemme know.

Either way, I'd like to hype Daniel's a little more. It's a small company, so I want to make sure they get all the business they deserve lest they stop selling in Japan and I lose my favorite condiment.
Try them all; they're all great.

Monday, April 1, 2013

Fear and Loathing at Disneyland

It was without a doubt the weirdest time we've ever had at Tokyo Disneyland, and we go about twice a year.

We went on a Thursday, and we thought the school kids had one more week to go before spring break. Oh, how wrong we were. No grown-up ride had less than a three hour wait, and even the dinky ones had waits of 45 min and up. It's a Small World had a 50 min wait, if you can believe that. All Fast-Passes had been suspended because of the massive crowds.

We started with innocently high hopes and headed straight for Big Thunder Mountain (as I'm slowly overcoming my fear of roller coasters, that's a recent victory). The wait was three-and-a-half hours. Scratch that. None of us had any interest in standing in line three hours for anything. We looked around. Same problem with Haunted Mansion and Splash Mountain. We lowered our standards. Even still it took thirty minutes just to get a ferry to Tom Sawyer Island. The canoes looked possible, but the wait for that was 45 min.

We wandered around for four hours until finally, crestfallen and defeated we decided to call it quits and go home, taking in Pirates of the Caribbean on the way out. The wait for that was down to 40 min...oh boy. The line snaked through parts of the antechamber we'd never even seen before. Once in a boat, all the disappointment was forgotten and we were having the fun we'd come for. We were finally at Disneyland! Then suddenly, half-way through, the boats came to a dead stop. Lights on; music and sounds off. There was an announcement that there was an unspecified problem with the ride and that we should please remain seated. This was repeated every two minutes.They wouldn't even tell us what the problem was. Mechanical breakdown? Bomb threat? Maybe the anamatrons were rising up and slaying the humans? But floating in a meter of water, we couldn't imagine any real kind of peril.

We remained safely seated for the next half hour.

We were stuck in the scene where the pirates were chasing the women around. It got kinda creepy with all the animatronics spasming and scuttling around, silently, unceasing. We started cutting up to kill time. Even the Japanese girls behind us started goofing on the endless announcement.

Finally the announcement came that we were to evacuate the boats. Staff in waders came out and started pushing our boats back to evacuation points.

This was literally a dream come true. I've always wanted to get off the boat half-way through and get backstage. Even back in Texas, where we had a similar ride at Six Flags, where it would be so easy to step off, but you didn't because you'd probably be banned from the park for life. But now it was happening. If I could've chosen any ride to evacuate, this would've been the one. 

It was too cool, getting to step off the ride and go backstage. We exited through a fortress near the town siege scene. It looked like backstage at any theater, if not a little neater. Lots of plywood and scaffolding. The staff were markedly professional and competent. Up some steel stairs and into the back lot. It looked a like a movie studio, with the big, square, white, sound-stage-esque buildings, and trailers. We were wondering if they'd offer some compensation like a free ticket for another time. They gave everyone passes for a ride of their choice. Without deliberation, we went straight back to Big Thunder Mountain where the wait was up to four hours...except for us! And what I didn't dare them was that we had so much fun evacuating that it was like being offered desert after having cake & ice cream. 

What started out as the worst ever trip to Disneyland turned out to be one of the best.

Here's a video of us stuck on the Pirates ride: